Namaste Doston! 🎬
Guruji Sunil Chaudhary yahan, lekar aaye hain ek aisi blog post jo hai thodi filmi, thodi witty aur full paisa-vasool! Today, we’re diving into the world of Bollywood’s latest romantic rollercoaster: “Saiyaara.”
Is film ne box office pe dhamaka kiya, emotions ke tanki khol diye, aur dialogues ka tsunami le aayi… par saath hi laayi ek baarish of memes, madness, and majestic jokes!
Toh aaj ke iss CBS Style laughter carnival mein, chaliye ghoomte hain Saiyaara ke satire wale safar par — with Top 30 Jokes About the Movie Saiyaara! 😄
1. The Hero’s Name Was So Long…
Joke: His full name was announced only once — and the movie ended. Explanation: Director: “Beta, ab naam rakhte hain jo Wikipedia pe bhi fit na aaye!”
2. Ahaan Panday’s Hair Had Its Own Contract
Joke: 80% screen time = hair flips. Rest 20% = feelings. Explanation: Move over Hrithik Roshan, Ahaan’s hair got its own fanbase now.
3. Aneet Padda’s Dialogue Delivery
Joke: Her delivery speed is slower than government WiFi. Explanation: Every line had more pauses than a Zoom call on 2G.
4. The Climax Was So Predictable…
Joke: Even the popcorn vendor narrated the ending. Explanation: Guruji bhi interval pe bol diye the – “Dekhna, yeh ladki airport pe hi milegi.”
5. Saiyaara Title Confusion
Joke: People Googled if it’s a sequel to the song from Ek Tha Tiger. Explanation: Bollywood logic: One word title = emotional guarantee.
6. Rain Scenes Every 10 Minutes
Joke: Climate change blamed on this movie. Explanation: Clouds got more screen time than the villain.
7. Hero’s Flashbacks Were in 4K
Joke: Memory sharper than 5G speed. Explanation: Bhool jaata sab kuch, par pehli baar ki chai patti bhi yaad thi.
8. The College Was Unrealistic AF
Joke: Every student looked like a model. Professors missing. Explanation: Aisa college sirf Photoshop mein hota hai.
9. Overuse of Drones
Joke: Director ne bola: “Drone shots are emotions.” Explanation: Itna aerial view toh Google Maps bhi nahi deta.
10. Heroine’s Tears Were WiFi-Activated
Joke: Crying on cue? Nah. Crying with Bluetooth syncing. Explanation: Ek button daba, ek aansu gira. Wah technology!
11. The Supporting Cast Was… Missing?
Joke: Saiyaara had fewer side characters than a school group project.
Explanation: Hero-heroine ne toh full drama kiya, baaki log sirf coffee le kar aaye aur chale gaye.
12. Every Fight Was in Slow Motion
Joke: Punch laga Monday ko, reaction Friday ko aaya.
Explanation: Action scenes ka physics IPL auction jaisa tha – dramatic and confusing.
13. That Background Music…
Joke: One breakup, three violins, four flutes, one tabla, and a crying cat.
Explanation: Music director ne shayad heartbreak ka full orchestra launch kar diya tha.
14. The Airport Scene (Because, Of Course)
Joke: Bollywood should rename airports as “Emotional Resolution Hubs.”
Explanation: Sab kuch wahi solve hota hai – jaise Indigo counter pe pyaar milta ho.
15. Villain Looked Like He Was Lost
Joke: Villain entered like a delivery guy looking for the right address.
Explanation: Director: “Act evil, but with a shampoo model smile.”
16. Too Many Flashbacks
Joke: Even the past started requesting “skip intro.”
Explanation: Hero remembered everything… including what she wore on Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011.
17. Monologue Level: God Mode
Joke: Heroine gave a speech so long, even the mic took a break.
Explanation: Dialogue se zyada silence impactful hota — par yahan toh Constitution suna diya.
18. Maa Missing in Action
Joke: No mother character? Bollywood law violation!
Explanation: Hero ko pyaar mil gaya, par maa ka ashirwad nahi — issi liye second half weak tha.
19. Crying in Close-Up
Joke: Ek aankh se aansu, dusri se product placement.
Explanation: Emotion bhi brand collaboration ke sath aata hai aajkal!
20. Ahaan’s Acting?
Joke: Like a protein shake — looks good, not much inside.
Explanation: Hero handsome tha, par expressions “buffering” mode mein the.
21. Heroine’s Eyes = GPS Navigation
Joke: Her eyes traveled more distance than the storyline.
Explanation: Dialogue slow, par aankhon ka safari full speed.
22. Villain’s Exit Was Quicker Than Entry
Joke: He came, he frowned, he left. That’s it.
Explanation: Villain ka role tha sirf climax mein ghoorna, aur background music sunna.
23. Song Placement Logic
Joke: Fight scene ke beech mein romantic song? Achha, theek hai.
Explanation: Emotional consistency gaya tel lene, gaana important hai.
24. Audience Reactions Were the Real Entertainment
Joke: Ek banda bola, “Interval kab aayega?” Dusra: “The end.”
Explanation: People came for romance, stayed for meme material.
25. Rain + Tears = Plot Twist
Joke: If water level was logic, it drowned in that scene.
Explanation: Har baar jab kuch bura hua, ya toh barish, ya heroine ka mascara fail.
26. Overuse of Symbolism
Joke: Ek parinda uda, aur director bola, “That’s their love flying away.”
Explanation: Matlab kuch bhi! Kabootar bhi thak gaya tha fly karte-karte.
27. Scriptwriter on Instagram?
Joke: Dialogue sounded like recycled captions from emotional reels.
Explanation: “Tum ho toh sab kuch hai” – bro, ye toh meri cousin ne bhi reel mein likha tha!
28. Post-Credit Scene… Was a Quote?
Joke: They ended with: “Love is eternal.” But film felt like eternity.
Explanation: Quote deep tha. Movie bhi. Jaise swimming pool mein philosophy dooba diya ho.
29. Saiyaara’s Sequel Hints
Joke: End mein tha: “To be continued…” Audience: “Please don’t.”
Explanation: Bhai, ek baar toh dekh liya. Dusri baar heartburn ho jaayega!
30. Audience Exit Scene
Joke: Theater se log aise nikle jaise board exam dekar aaye ho.
Explanation: Silence, exhaustion, and mutual understanding — “Haan bhai, ho gaya!”
🎬 Guruji’s Final Cut
Doston, Bollywood filmon ka asli maza sirf story mein nahi, unke drama, unintentional comedy, aur “bhai ye kya tha?” moments mein hota hai. Saiyaara ne pyaar dikhaya, pain dikhaya, par sabse zyada memes dikhaye! 😂
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